Top 12 Best Sexy WhatsApp Jokes

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1
Boyfriend1:- can i touch your boobs

Girlfriend1 :- Shut up!!!!

Boyfriend2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats

Girlfriend2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!!

Rishta wahi soch nai

2

Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se

Maleria hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ?

Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk

Marta hai Gaand nahi. Aage se Bakchodi

Wale Sawal mat Puchhna.

3
LIC launches a new sexy Policy

Jeevan Sambhog In partnership

with MANFORCE condoms and UNWANTED-72

The new punch line:- Thokne ke Saath Bhi,

Thokne ke Baad Bhi.

4
Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial

room me kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.

Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna

shuru kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa

lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya.

Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya

& jate hue shishe pe likh gai:

Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!

5
Girl: condoms Dena..

Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e

Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi,

taki tere jaisa dusra CHUTIYA paida na kare....

6
Fauji's wife daily sends her nude

photo with both legs wide open ...

"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"

Fauji: Wo to theek hai, par photo

kaun kheench raha hai??

7
Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed,

just like at the dinner table ...

Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: Honey,

would you pass the boobs please??

8
Husband is praying before going to bed ...

Wife: What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance.

Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!

9
The best excuse given by a lady

for missing office on Monday ...

My husband took an overdose of Viagra ...

couldn't leave him alone with the Maid!!

10
A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles ...

Teacher: What happened?

Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.

Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?

Boy: She closed her legs!!

11
What's the difference between a man & a woman ...

A man always has the same DICK

between his legs all his life ...

A woman MAY NOT!!

12
Wife: Nashta kar lo.

Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.

Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.

Husband sex hi mera lunch hai & starts sex.

Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar

heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!

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